01
You're sending clicks to your homepage.
A cold, embarrassed woman at 11pm doesn’t want to navigate your menu. Too many buttons, too many choices. The homepage is where conversions go to die.
PAY-PER-SHOW4 CLINICS PER MONTHONE PER MARKET
Pay only per walk-in
One clinic per zip
You own every asset
$1M+ paid media managed
The Audit
The 3 mistakes burning Emsella ad budgets.
We pulled every active Emsella ad on Facebook. These patterns killed conversion in almost every one.
02
You're selling the flight, not the vacation.
“Non-invasive. Fully clothed. 28 minutes.” Every clinic says the same thing. She’s not buying features. She’s buying the feeling of jumping on a trampoline with her kids without leaking. Sell that.
03
You're discounting before you've educated.
Would you buy a 20% off coupon for a product you’ve never heard of? She’s already tried kegels, pads, PT. Educate why Emsella is different. Then offer.
You’re missing out on an extra $20,000 a month by missing these three points.
What we do differently
The SEAT Method.
Four pillars every Emsella campaign needs to fill the chair. The mechanism behind the walk-ins.
S
Speak her language.
We scraped thousands of forum posts, reviews, Reddit threads. We know the exact words she uses when nobody is listening. Your ads speak those words — not clinical jargon.
E
Educate the mechanism.
Before any offer, we teach why Emsella works when kegels, pads, and PT don’t. 11,200 contractions per session. The supramaximal contraction she cannot do alone. Then we offer.
A
Anchor the outcome.
Not "non-invasive, fully clothed." The feeling of jumping on a trampoline with her kids. Laughing at dinner without leaking. The vacation — never the flight.
T
Track per show.
Every lead tagged. Every reminder sent. Every deposit captured. Every no-show re-booked. You pay when she actually walks into your clinic. Not before.
How It Works
Four steps. Zero risk until she walks in.
Step 01
Fill out the form.
60 seconds. Tell us about your clinic, your market, your Emsella setup.
Step 02
Book your call.
Clinic-to-clinic conversation. 20 minutes. We show you what is possible in your zip.
Step 03
See your market report.
Built for your zip. Every competitor Emsella ad. Your projected pipeline. Live on the call.
Step 04
Launch. Pay per show.
We run the full system. You pay when a patient walks through your door. Not before.
Why this exists
The agency playbook is broken. I got tired of watching it.
Six years in paid ads. $1M+ managed across 63 industries. I worked with clinics that hired three agencies before me and fired them all.
Every agency pitch sounded the same. “Pay us a retainer. We’ll do our best. If it doesn’t work, the algorithm changed.” The clinic owner takes all the risk. The agency takes a fixed fee. Nobody loses sleep except the person who just bought a $70K machine sitting idle.
So we built the opposite. You pay $149 when a patient walks into your chair. She doesn’t show, you don’t pay. We sweat the reminders, the deposits, the seven follow-up touches — because our fee depends on it.
Our incentive and yours are stapled together. We only eat when you eat.
— Oriel Mor, Founder, LivForMor Media
What you get
Four things every other agency won’t give you.
Performance-only pricing.
No retainer. No monthly fee. You pay when a patient walks in. Your risk is zero until she is in your chair.
Market exclusivity.
One clinic per zip code. Your competitor does not use our system while you are a client. Your territory is locked.
You own every asset.
Creative, landing page, ad account, CRM data, phone numbers — all in your accounts. No lock-in, ever.
Five-minute speed to lead.
Automated SMS within 60 seconds. Seven-touch follow-up. Deposit capture. The full system between click and chair.
The Math20 shows a month.
20 shows a month.
$14,620 profit.
Confirmed shows/month20
Close rate50%
New patients10
Avg. Emsella package$2,000
New revenue$20,000
Ad spend ($80/day × 30)−$2,400
Our fee ($149 × 20)−$2,980
Your profit$14,620
Old Way vs. New Way
Every agency pitch inverted.
Is this for you
We only take four clinics a month.
We give insane detail to every single clinic. That does not scale past four. So we pick carefully.
Good fit if
- ✓You own an Emsella machine and your chair is not full
- ✓You have $80/day minimum for ad spend
- ✓You want one clinic in your zip — not shared with a competitor
- ✓You believe performance pricing is fairer than retainers
Not a fit if
- ✗You expect shows the first week — launch takes 7–10 days
- ✗You want to run this across multiple zip codes simultaneously
- ✗You are not willing to capture a deposit on booking
- ✗You want to keep your ads generic and cautious
Questions
Everything clinic owners actually ask.
The Last Scroll
Lock your Emsella market.
60 seconds. We build your Emsella market report and show your projected pipeline on the call. If your market is locked, we tell you immediately.
Step 1 of 2 — Emsella Assessment
Lock Your Market in 60 Seconds
$80/day min ad budget · Emsella machine required · 4 spots this month
The Emsella Clinic Owner Library
Ten deep-dive guides on filling your Emsella schedule, closing the package, and compounding revenue per chair-hour. Built from FDA-cleared device data, peer-reviewed studies, and live clinic audits.
Emsella ROI: When Does the BTL Chair Pay Itself Back?
Machine cost $155K-$195K, session revenue, chair-hour break-even, utilization gap.
7 BTL Emsella Marketing Mistakes That Empty Your Schedule
The 7 mistakes keeping your $190K chair half-empty, plus the fixes.
Emsella Patient Acquisition Cost: Real CAC Numbers
Channel-by-channel CAC math, LTV, CAC:LTV benchmarks, payback period.
Emsella vs Kegels vs Surgery: The Honest Comparison
Outcome data, recovery times, costs, and complication rates with peer-reviewed citations.
Google Ads for Emsella Clinics: The 2026 Guide
Keyword strategy, FDA-cleared ad copy compliance (no LegitScript), landing pages, budgets.
The Emsella Consult Vulnerability Window: Why Speed Wins
Why the 6.5-year decision compresses to a 24-hour booking window, and the SMS system that wins.
Emsella Sales Objection Handling: Close the $2,400 Package
The 7 objections every consult faces, evidence-backed scripts, in-clinic shadow protocol.
Emsella Google Maps SEO: Rank #1 for Pelvic Health
GBP optimization, review velocity, NAP, AI Overview citations, zero ad spend playbook.
Emsella vs Emsculpt vs Emface: Best Service Mix Math
Per-device pricing, cross-sell rates, Core to Floor bundle, sequencing for clinic owners.
Emsella Positioning: MedSpa vs Urology vs Pelvic PT
Five clinic verticals, five different buyers, five different conversion playbooks.